How to make a peanut butter sandwich...all by yourself

First: Wait until Mommy is in the middle of something she can't put down quickly. Then announce you want a sandwich. When she says "just a minute"' tell her it's okay, you can do it yourself.

Second:Open the fridge, and begin assembling your materials: Bread, butter, cheese, jelly...

Third: Allow Mommy to amend your ingredient choices (replacing the cheese and butter with actual peanut butter) and help you get everything to the table.

Finally: Assemble sandwich while Mommy hovers nearby, doing her best not to interfere.